The alternative Orange Animals tariffs!

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs!

Orange were on to a winner when they brought out the Animals tariffs, we’re all a little animalistic in our mobile behaviour! But why stop at four? I can think of loads more examples!

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_dog1

Dog - This is the tariff for your dad. He has no idea what phone deal he is on, would not understand if you told him, and as such is extremely loyal to whichever package he first signed up to.

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_lovebirds1

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_lovebirds1

Love birds - Obviously this is an off-peak tariff, with billions of minutes, perfect for couples who like to spend hours lying awake listening to each other breathing.

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_magpie1

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_magpie1

Magpie - Ridiculously overpriced tariff that comes with the latest, shiniest phone on the market. The D&G Motorola Razr for example!

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_monkey2

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_monkey2

Monkey - Why has there never been a tariff released for the cheeky git who insists on ringing once then hanging up to make you call back? This will be a low minute, high text affair, seeing as he’s not going to actually connect any calls!

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_shark1

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_shark1

Shark - The business tariff. Particularly for cowboy tradesmen and car salesmen. Has special call alerting device that warns of troublesome calls requesting money.

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_hyena

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_hyena

Hyena - Each phone on this tariff comes complete with a built-in set of extremely annoying ringtones. Come to think of it, why isn’t there a
crazy frog tariff?

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_ant1

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_ant1

Busy Ant - This tariff comes with a bumper answerphone service for people who simply don’t have the time to answer the damn phone!

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_dinosaur1

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_dinosaur1

Dinosaur - For people using phones so old they’re liable to become extinct.

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_fox1

Fox - A particularly cunning tariff, aimed mainly at students, or anyone who can work out that they can actually get away without paying any money at all if they sell the phone on eBay for silly money, then borrow their mum’s old phone for the next year and a half!

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_spider1

The alternative Orange Animals tariffs! Orange_spider1

Spider - special “web” tariff…

sorry.

loooooooool

thanks